Sunday, March 14, 2010

Slob Job

I have signed on with another placement agency, bringing the total I'm registered with to FOUR! Not that it helps. Each agency wants my resume done a different way, online sites want it done differently, it's nutso.

I was recently interviewed at an up-and-coming company for position of executive assistant and office manager. I was there for two hours, interviewed with the human resources, investor relations as well as the president and CEO. After three weeks, I was informed that I'm not what they're looking for.

I have just applied at the liquor store for part time shelf stocking, but as they prefer their monkeys to work in the evenings or overnight, I doubt I'll be considered for that job.

I'll never get out of my mother's basement at this rate...
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2 comments:

Bubs said...

Frustrating. I've just recently discovered the need for multiple versions of resumes myself, and there's about 50 bajanketybillion variations and styles recommended by at least that many different career "experts".

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

When I win the Powerball jackpot I'll hire you to be the head of my Canadian operations.