Thank You Hookers!

Aw, my lovelies!

Thank you for the emails professing your love for me and my stupid blog.

I don't want you to get too excited that I'm going to be posting a lot, but I'll do my best.

I'm taking advantage to write while I can because I know KNOW my job is coming! It has to. I want it badly so it will come, right? Right?! Yeesh.

I don't know what the job is, but something's got to get here already, I want to buy a house for me and my son.

Maybe a condo? A condo could work since we're two small people and we don't need a lot of space.

A condo with an indoor pool would be fucking awesome! As it is right now, I try to take him swimming once a week so if we had our own pool that would be more convenient. We wouldn't have to wear coats and drive to the pool...

Anyway, yes, please keep visiting me here, I promise to bore you to tears with my uninteresting life.
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